eh mawdoo3 okht el baba dah? We ba3den ya Timothy, why don't you just tell Mohamed Othman where in Egypt you were from etc etc, just give him the info he needs, maybe he's gonna believe you (although I highly doubt it, since most Muslims seem to be suspicious of everyone else)
Aho, let's just give it a try!
Salam, Andrew!
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