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قديم 28-07-2005
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شوية قصائد اسلامية كوميدية......(مدموج)

بالعنجليزى

رياح الجهاد

Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!

Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!

Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!

My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!

My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!

My religion is better than yours!
Yes, my religion is better than yours!

Allahu Akhbar!
Allahu Akhbar!

Kill the Infidels! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!



Sons of monkeys! Sons of swine!
I'm gonna make your country mine!

Koran! Baklava! AK-47!
Fifty pounds of dynamite, blow yourself to heaven!

Seventy-two virgins, what you gonna do?
Your dick's blown off, how you gonna screw?

Bang, Bang! Boom, Boom! AK-47!
Blow yourself up and go to heaven!



It's all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!

That dirty book for every moron!
Allahu Akhbar!

It's all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!

That dirty book for every moron!

Do your camel! Do your donkey!
Do your goat and fuck your monkey!

Sons of monkeys! Sons of swine!
I'm gonna make your country mine!

Hijack! Car bombs! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!



Get your picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

I want my picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

Get your picture on Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

I want my picture on Al-Jazeera!



My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!

My Allah is better than yours!
Yes, my Allah is better than yours!

My religion is better than yours!
Yes, my religion is better than yours!



Kill the Infidels! Kill the Jews!
Kill the Christians! Make the news!



Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

It's all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!

That dirty book for every moron!
Allahu Akhbar!



Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

Cut off a head for Al-Jazeera!
Allahu Akhbar!

It's all written in the Koran!
Allahu Akhbar!

That dirty book for every moron!
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الحذاء الناسف

Put a bomb in your shoe!
Let's put a bomb in your shoe!

Richard, be a good Muzzie,
Don't cha be no pu**y!

Put a bomb in your shoe
and blow away!



Put a bomb in your shoe!
Let's put a bomb in your shoe!

Be a real cool Muzzie fighter,
and don't forget your lighter!

Put a bomb in your shoe
and blow away!

حور عين

Yeah, you get seventy-two virgins
in Allah's bordello in the sky.

ولدان مخلدون
And you get twenty-four boys
with liquid brown eyes.



You can boogie in the daytime,
and you can boogie all night long.

In Mohammed's bordello,
you get wine, women and song!




Let's put a bomb in your shoe!
Put a bomb in your shoe! (Richard, yeah!)

Be a real Mujahadeen,
Make sure you're not kiddin'!

Put a bomb in your shoe and blow away!


ماخور Allah الأبدى
Yeah, you get seventy-two virgins
in Allah's bordello in the sky.

And you get twenty-four boys
with liquid brown eyes.


You can boogie in the daytime,
and you can boogie all night long.

كرخانة (جنة محمد)
In Mohammed's bordello,
you get wine, women and song!



Yeah, when you lost your balls in Jihad
and you can no longer screw,

You can always ask Mohammed,
to do it for you!

Yeah, in Mohammed's bordello,
if you don't know what to do,

Just ask Mohammed to put
another bomb in your shoe!

العيال اللى ألفت القصائد دى يظهر عليها تأثرت بموقع الأقباط



آخر تعديل بواسطة yaweeka ، 28-07-2005 الساعة 04:35 PM
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قالوا لى اسلام قلت لهم يفتح الله

They tried to tell me
my religion was wrong.

They tried to tell me
to follow Islam.

They said their "Prophet"
was a righteous dude,

But I found out
none of their words were true.



I read the Qur'an
and I read the Hadith,

And the sickness of Mohammed
was apparent to me.

He justified perversion
in the name of Allah,

When he married a girl
too young for a bra.



She was playing with dolls
when the "Prophet" came.

Her childhood was stolen
in Allah's name.

Aisha was nine
when he took her to bed.

Don’t tell me that fool's
not sick in the head.



I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.

I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester! Islam's not for me!

Islam's not for me!



The sickness of
the Islamic mind,

Has caused some mullas
to be blind.

To justify their "Prophet"
they will justify sin,

So the sins of the "Prophet"
are repeated again.



All over the world
in Islamic states,

Nine year old girls
suffer cruel fate,

Sold into marriage
to twisted men,

And Aisha’s sad story
is repeated again.



I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.

I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester! Islam's not for me!

Islam's not for me!



Do you care about women
all over the world?

Do you care about those
little girls?

Better stand up and fight
for human rights,

Speak out against
the laws of Islam!


I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester, sex offender, Prophet pretender.

I ain’'t gonna follow no child molester! Islam's not for me!

Islam's not for me!

Islam's not for me!
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معجزة محمد الواحدة والوحيدة هى أنه أقنع من البشرالمغفلين مايزيد على مليار ونصف يصلون عليه آناء الليل واطراف النهار

ومن المؤكد أنه لن يعترض على كلامي هذا إلا غلماانه نازفى المؤخرات وحورياته كبيرات المقعدات

" كن رجلا ولا تتبع خطواتي "
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يا خال خليك فى حالك الله يخليك


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احنا ليش نستورد المعكرونه من الخارج ممكن نزرعها فى بلادنا العربيه
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