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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke



Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.



When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was
invited over to see the
baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby
had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the
baby's missing ears or even
said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came
back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and
really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie," coz he'd be miserable if he needed
glasses".