so funny ""are you geek orthodox?''

[amoni]

have come to the conclusion that there really *is* more that unites us
than separates us. In fact, I have decided that most of us are really
part of the same jurisdiction, after all: The Geek Orthodox.

So, ask yourself: Are you Geek Orthodox?

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If you have searched the Web for the rules for calculating the
date of Pascha, then you might be Geek Orthodox.

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If you have written a Perl ****** which calculates the date of
Pascha, then you *are* Geek Orthodox.

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If you have noted the major fast/feast days in your Palm Pilot,
then you might be Geek Orthodox.

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If you have downloaded the entire Trebnik into your Palm, and
made
the .CSV file available to other priests via anonymous FTP, then
you *are* Geek Orthodox.

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If you have the telephone numbers of your priest and parish in
your cell phone's memory, then you might be Geek Orthodox.

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If your priest has ever sent a text message to your pager via
e-mail, then you are *both* Geek Orthodox.

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If you read an Orthodox Discussion List from your laptop, then
you
might be Geek Orthodox.

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If the laptop runs Linux, then you *are* Geek Orthodox.

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If you're using AOL with a Microsoft operating system, you're
probably not Geek Orthodox (yet).

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If you have used the Web to find a parish when travelling, then
you might be Geek Orthodox.

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If you maintain a Web site for your parish or jurisdiction, then
you *are* Geek Orthodox.

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If you have met a priest through an Orthodox Discussion List, and
later visited his parish, then you might be Geek Orthodox.

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If you have met a priest through a List, and later sought
spiritual counseling from him via e-mail, then you *are* Geek
Orthodox. If he answered you, and began a long correspondence,
then you're *both* Geek Orthodox.

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If you can recall more userids than names of List subscribers,
then you might be Geek Orthodox.

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If you have ever prayed for a subscriber by userid instead of
name, then you *are* Geek Orthodox.

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If you have ever started an argument on the List, then you might
be Geek Orthodox.

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If you have ever tried to settle an argument in your parish by
distributing printouts from the List, then you *are* Geek
Orthodox.

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If you have ever gotten carried away with an argument on the
List,
and kept on pursuing it long after everyone else is tired of it,
then you might be Geek Orthodox.

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If you have set up your Mail User Agent to permanently kill-file
a
particular subscriber of the aforementioned type, then you *are*
Geek Orthodox.

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If you have ever mistaken the List for the Church, then you might
be Geek Orthodox.

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If you have ever reminded someone else that the List is not the
Church, then you *are* Geek Orthodox.

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If you have ever thought that the List might dissuade more people
from Orthodoxy than it attracts, then you might be Geek Orthodox.

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If you became Orthodox even after subscribing to the List for
several years, then you *are* Geek Orthodox.


man2ooooooooool
thank god we are coptic orthodox lol